This contemplative essay was written by myself earlier this winter. I have published it here by popular demand. If you work for "New England Journal of Medicine," for the last time, you may NOT publish this work. It's far too advanced for your readership. And I'm tired of dumbing EVERYTHING down for you people!
Many have asked me over the years, "Oh most gracious and all-knowing Sir, what is the purpose of air?" Well, my children, I shall share with you the electrifying reasons for this tenacious, unseen matter being ingested into our bodies each and every day.
First and last, air provides us with the ability to...
*EDIT*
...Hence, this is also the purpose of air.
3 comments:
OH MY GOD!!
Please don't be jealous of my incredible knowledge.
Well, mr superjfly, that just means you're that much more eccentric, is all. Don't let it get you down. Everyone goes through these phases. Some more than others. I, for instance, think unlike other people nonstop. But that doesn't mean I'm dumb. It just means that everyone else is not quite at my level. As for farting, that really is quite an interesting reason for air. However did you come up with that?
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