Finger Blaster

An experience in which everyone should partake.

Wisdom From "The Roadhouse"

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail...
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn that was fun!'"

"Please do not throw your cigarette butts in the urinal, as they get soggy and very hard to light."

Don't Worry, Be Happy

Have a nice freakin' night, alright? Don't ask questions, just be freakin' happy! Because your happiness can osmosize to someone else, you know. PAY IT FRICKIN' FORWARD ONCE, DAMNIT! And don't question my words or phrases because I ONLY speak the truth! If you can't find it in Webster or Oxford, ask me. I'll tell you anything you need to know. But learn not to disagree with the truisms I speak of! One day you shall learn the error of your ways. Please stop forcing me to yell at you. My throat goes raw. Good night.

Picture

truck dances
with the dotted line
pony prances
past the sign
if
you're going to biff
do it with style
like the truck de Lyle
rotating earth
does so with mirth
don't be a wimp
live with that gimp
it's all pasties
and lillies now
and Wasties and
chrome tangled up
in bleu
do not you
give in to the rue
that holds all
back
yes it is true
and that's it for this one
i've gone and done
it now
tried making a poem
that doesn't really rhyme
goodnightnowreaders
this writ does not describe real events
any similarities to real situations
are purely coincidental

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Not A Stupid Verbality