...and furthermore, when I am elected Mayor, there will henceforth be no home without a Nacho Cheese Dispenser! No business will be without a Nacho Cheese Dispenser! No SHOP will be without a Nacho Cheese Dispenser! This means the shops in your garages and basements too! For no citizen of this town should ever go through what I have gone through for most of my life. I was fortunate in that I had a friend who had a mother with a Nacho Cheese Dispenser. She would get it out for parties if everyone behaved and brought sufficient animal sacrifices. Only THEN would she open the lid on that wondrous can of bulk Nacho Cheese and pour the spectral GOO into the ORACLE. It really wasn't Nacho Cheese until it was in the warming dispenser. That's when it became Delphian. I was lucky. Many are not. And so it is with this promise to you I bare my soul for you to judge its worthiness to be your Mayor: A NACHO CHEESE DISPENSER IN EVERY HOME, BUSINESS AND SHOP!
