Yes, YOU!

So, I'm thinking that this car can DETINITELY take any old common Mitsubishi 3000 GT VR4, 'eh? Especially in the corners, dude. I mean, this thing rides like it's on RAILS. If I owned a Mitsubishi 3000 GT VR4, I would be quaking in my velcro tennies at the mere sight of this behemoth. This car never even wasted time with the extra weight of white paint, man. It may be old, but it's SCHOOL. I hear there's a sale on diapers at Sam's Club, you should go buy some more so you can change yourself whenever you think of this incredible car. Now go clean your silly little self up, that's GOT to be uncomfortable.

Less Thinkin', More Readin'!

Welcome to my head, people. The old synapses have been working overtime, almost harking back to the nineties. I can't always guarantee it's quality overtime, you might not enjoy it, but know this: I'm having fun, and that's all that matters, man. Because it's like my good buddy Roger always used to say, "The chicken was first, damnit!" If I have to explain, you wouldn't understand. Quit wasting your time, go throw Neil Diamond in the 8-track, record, or CD player of your choice, and prepare to be overcome with disappointment.